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LMFAO!!!!
« Thread Started on Oct 5, 2008, 7:34pm »		[Quote]
> > A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his
> > bed
> > was nicely made and everything was picked up.
> >
> > Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that
> > was
> > addressed to 'Mom'. With the worst premonition she opened the
> > envelope
> > with trembling hands and read the letter.
> >
> > Dear Mum,
> >
> > It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
> > elope
> > with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad
> > and
> > you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice.
> > But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her
> > piercings,
> > tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much
> > older
> > than I am. But it's not only the passion...
> >
> > Mom she's pregnant.
> >
> > Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the
> > woods
> > and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream
> > of
> > having many more children.
> >
> > Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really
> > hurt
> > anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the
> > other
> > people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we
> > will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get
> > better. She deserves it. Don't worry Mom. I'm 15 and I know how
> > to
> > take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit
> > so
> > that you can get to know your grandchildren.
> >
> > Love,
> >
> > Your Son Paul
> >
> > P.S. Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at Dustin's house.
> > I
> > just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than
> > the
> > report card that's in my center desk drawer.
> >
> > I love you - call me when it's safe to come home
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Re: LMFAO!!!!
« Reply #1 on Oct 6, 2008, 4:00pm »		[Quote]
hahahahahahahahahahaha. i'm totally stealing this and putting it on myspace and bebo. XD

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Re: LMFAO!!!!
« Reply #2 on Oct 6, 2008, 7:47pm »		[Quote]
lmao! i loved it!
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